*shows picture of me i like to mom*
mom: but you don’t even look like yourself
me: that’s the point
a porpoise can get away with committing any crime by using the line “i didn’t do it on porpoise” and making the judge laugh. they are the only animals in the world with this ability
what if Patrick starts wearing chef hats for the next fob album
*me watching any awards show* will fall out boy be there?